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Nut Nut November 

Greatest redditors of all time and the god of upvotes. His origins remain unknown but some sources say he joined reddit in spring of 2019 with intentions of a cumbrain. Then he came across top tier shit from r/memes and decided karmawhoring was the way for him. Reddit admins hated him and banned many of his accounts but each time he came back stronger and stronger. He continued shitposting on various subreddits and is known for having a 100 day streak of shitposting on r/dreamsmp. He was rewarded with upvotes, awards and thousands of followers. He even gained recognition outside of reddit, on twitter, youtube and pornhub

Legends say he's karmawhoring till this date...
Year 2069(Nice)
Bot: Do you know who Nut Nut November was?
Human: Oh boy I haven't heard that name in years, sit down and let me tell you a story.

No nut November Poem 

When the nut was plentiful,

when the nut was tender

because I'm fasting from the nut,

I go outside to clear my mind

but I see a nut tree,

I see nuts of every kind

And so I being to wonder

if fasting from the nut is a blunder

should I just go crazy?

should I release the thunder?

But oh, no!

I made a bet that I could resist the nut

and I am not about it!

Best believe I'm not paying that five dollars.

A week left in my journey

for the nut I am yearning.

The nut will not bug me,

I'm not a roly poly

I am a man, the nut will not control me.

So December comes blooming,

blooming like a daisy.

Best believe, night of December;

your boy is going crazy.
“I’m struggling this November”
“Let me bless you with some motivational speech, listen to this No Nut November Poem”

No Nut November Poem 

It’s October 31, the cum is protruding

The darkness of No Nut November is blooming

I go to the bathroom, for one last time

Before I am tortured, and lose my mind

I lock the door, and go on Incognito

And watch a girl fuck herself with a Cheeto

I may go crazy, even insane

But No Nut November isn’t a game

I accept the challenge with open arms

And stop watching the videos — all rated R

‘Tis the last day of this terrible month

The torture and pain was all too much

As November fleats, you bast believe,

When December comes, I’ll be beating my meat
Dude 1:Hey bro did you see the No Nut November Poem
Dude 2: I failed ill take a look tho
No Nut November Poem by Reno Bumsnot November 19, 2018

Non Stop Nut November 

An alternative Challenge for those who can't handle No Nut November. A Man must ejaculate at least 3 times a day aka bust a nut for the whole month of November.
Logan: Hey man did you try no nut November?
Paul: Nah man its Non Stop Nut November
Logan: It's okay I failed it anyway
Non Stop Nut November by Wordwizz November 2, 2018

No Nut November Cheat Day 

Doesn't exist
Guy1: It's No Nut November Cheat Day!

Guy2: And where the fuck did you find this fake news?

No Nut November Coupon 

A weak man's way of walking during the sacred month of No Nut November.

It is allowed but it can bring great shame upon your bloodline.
Man: I have not nuted this whole month. How about you?

Boy: I have, but I have a No Nut November Coupon. So I'm still in.

Man: That is fine, but you are weak. Grow stronger my friend. No more nuting for the rest of No Nut November.