nutface

Male person who displays crazy properties. Regularly engaging in activities such as drunken debauchery, peeing in public, streaking in public parks, smashing his dick with beer bottles, climbing high public buildings, making out with strangers in public, tiger sharking beers, jumping off bridges into public lakes, and displays an above average athletic and scholastic ability despite living a lifestyle that reflects the morals and values of an average disabled homeless man.

Person 1: Did you see Nutface lay that kid out at the football game last saturday night.
Person 2: Yea, and I heard he was so hung over he puked after pre game warm ups, and after the game he pooped in a trash can.

by The original Nutface April 15, 2013

nutface

One whose face resembles a hamster's when its cheeks are filled with nuts.

You have a nutface.

Stop stuffing yourself, you've got mad nutface.

by xvanityfaire May 23, 2009

nutface

The face one makes while ejaculating.

I saw my brother's nutface and I couldn't sleep for a week.

by Doctego September 24, 2006

nutface

a person who is a bit insane, crazy and/or weird
otherwise known as nuts, a nutter, or a nutcase

person one; oooh I can fly, seriously..
person two; you're a fucking nutface!

by Hannah Melvin April 28, 2007

nutface

A face covered in semen.

My favorite memory from my previous marriage was the major nutface I inflicted on my ex-wife.

by Buckwheat July 22, 2003

Nutface

A respectable dick

You nutface.

by Yeet boy69 December 7, 2018