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Nurto

Nurto is a shy girl who has fooled many. Nurto can be a bit different at times . Nurto is a beautiful girl her name means light she leads the way for many.
yoo i really need me a nurto
by 309908 November 24, 2016
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Nurto

Nurto is a shy girl who has fooled many. Nurto can be a bit different at times . Nurto is a beautiful girl her name means light she leads the way for many.
yoo i really need me a nurto
by 309908 November 24, 2016
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Nurtrapped

Not giving a fuck about a certain event and smoking instead
Kareem- yo bro I just nurtrapped the fuck out of my American studies quiz
Nurideen- yo respect bro, wanna smoke? I got joints.
by nurfuckingtrap October 17, 2018
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narto

Hey mom can we get narto?
by OklahomaCalifornia October 5, 2020
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numtot

A name deriving from the Facebook group “New Urbanist Memes for Transit-Oriented Teens.” The acronym is commonly used to refer to any young person that appreciates public transit as well as urban development, while fighting gentrification. They generally share viewpoints with yimbies.
Jack: How do you beat traffic in the mornings?
Jill: My fellow numtots and I take the subway— it’s a lot cheaper and faster!
by j0hax January 11, 2018
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Nutrock

A game for people 14+, It consists of 3 or more MEN sitting in a circle and throwing rocks at eachothers nuts.

Rules:
1.No Trampolines (Pants that are so tight that they bounce the rock off the nut before hitting it)

2.No Boulders (Rocks in excess of 7 in diameter)

3.Contestents are only allowed to leave the circle when they are getting ammo or in extreme pain, their nuts are still allowed to be hit BUT the CAN block.

4. No Blocking (Use of hands or other objects to block the nuts) Blocking results in penalty shoots from all players.

5. Penalty shots are only awarded when a man blocks his nuts, all players get free shots at the nuts of the accused player and that player is not allowed to throw a rock during the penalty shot(s)

6. Blocking of penalty shots results in immediate removal from game, No Exceptions.

7. No Women because they lack testicles.

8. There is no winner, Unless all others leave the game. But typicly when rocks are thrown at everybodys nuts noone wins.

History:

Nutrock was invented by two men Don and Bob, Don started throwing rocks at Bobs testicles and the game just evovled.
Me: Lets Play Nutrock!
Others: Ok!
*Gets in a circle*
Me: Go!
*Fun ensues*
by One of the First Players August 12, 2011
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Cock and Ball Nurture

Cock and Ball Nurture (CBN) is the opposite of Cock and Ball Torture. It is when the cock and balls are well taken care of, nourished, and encouraged to thrive.
Cock and ball torture? No thanks, I prefer cock and ball nurture!
by moringua raitaborua August 15, 2019
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