Part of an angry instruction that usually precedes a barroom brawl or amateurish street fight. It is usually part of an imperative beginning with: Eat my…; Suck my…, or, Bite my…; depending on regional preferences.

If you ever hear this either leave the area immediately or duck because the chairs are about to start flying.

Fuck you, motherfucker! Eat my nuts.com!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

nuts.com by Mind Hunter the Profiler November 15, 2022

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Thunder Nuts

When a tranny farts on your balls. Or the simple act of smacking your balls off their butthole.

Man.... Jimmy looks like you got poo and corn on your shirt. Nope Kristy gave me Thunder Nuts.

Don't pull out Sean....I want to give you Thunder Nuts.

Thunder Nuts by All girls know Long Pole Joe June 28, 2020

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Deez Nuts 2016

A fake presidential campaign launched by a 15 year-old kid from Iowa. The campaign is basically meant as a joke, but it is also a statement of frustration over the two-party system and the lack of decent candidates. Oddly some polls have shown Deez Nuts is the most popular independent candidate since Ross Perot

The Deez Nuts 2016 campaign was meant as a joke, but the campaign has brought up some interesting issues. For example Deez Nuts has pointed out the hypocrisy of Fox News for fanning the flames of birtherism in regard to Barack Obama who was born in Hawaii to an American mother and a Kenyan father, but has never questioned the citizenship of Ted Cruz who was born in Canada to an American mother and a Cuban father.

Deez Nuts 2016 by Just_sayin' October 12, 2015

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Barcelona Nuts

Colloquial term for cannabis, originating from the Catalonian region. Barcelona, situated on the Mediterranean Sea, has been a hot-bed for gang activities that have recently ravaged the local population. The cannabis was imported from Cristobal Colombo's expeditions to the new world, rumored to be consumed heavily by the explorer himself. The seeds of this plant were given to local pea farmers, being specially cultivated exclusively in this region for hundreds of years. In recent years, the cannabis has been confiscated by narcotics agencies around the world, often being smuggled in using spherical hazelnut shells. These natural smuggling apparatuses have been found as far as San Francisco and Shanghai.

During quarantine, I rolled fatty joints with my sweet Barcelona Nuts.

Barcelona Nuts by Nuts4Days March 30, 2021

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Hold Your Own Nuts

When someone is using you, your name, or your cause to advance their own agenda instead of standing on their own without you they are not "holding their own nuts" and are holding someone else's nuts. Telling someone to "hold your own nuts" mean to stand on their own two feet--not stand on the shoulders of others.

Similar saying: "Pull yourself up by your own bootstraps".

She likes to use my name and accomplishments to gain favor for her own agenda. I told her , "Hold your own nuts"!

Hold Your Own Nuts by PhoenixRising79 February 4, 2017

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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