Nunnanese

Nunnanese is the new and coolest language around

“I just learned a new language, its called Nunnanese!”

Nunnanese by Nuastar July 5, 2021

Nunnanese

The best language ever.

“I just learned a new language, it’s called Nunnanese!”

Nunnanese by Nuastar July 5, 2021

Ninanese 

A dialect of English that grew out of a desire to bowdlerize vernacular speech by deliberately mispronouncing vowel sounds. Modern Ninanese is characterized by its liberal use of uncommon abbreviations and by its inconsistent but pervasive substitution of the the short /ʌ/, and occasionally /ɨ/, with long /uː/, making "shut" and "fish" sound like "shoot" and "foosh." Occasionally, two- and three-word phrases are substituted with other phrases that bear the same initials.

Ninanese (proficient speaker): That bootch def just made a face at me.
Arthur Von Schwarz: How impolite.
NPS: I mean let's be rull, I look narst as fook. This hair could most certainly bring down oil prices. And this G-town sweatshirt is all kinds of jank.
AVS: Haha if you say so.
NPS: Oh, yeah, whatever, (twirls hair) I mean, I wasn't being serious or anything, but-- (trails off)
AVS: Oh! Sorry! I was kidding!
NPS: Whatevz, I'ma cutchu.
AVS: I don't have time for this, I'm off to a spelling bee.
NPS: Oh! Gloock!!! I was just kidding, I SLLR you! Have foon at your Santa Barbara!!! :):):)

Ninanese by The Tom Brokaw December 16, 2008

nubanese 

speaking nub, usually includes cupping the ear as if you cannot hear or understand what they are saying.

"Halo 2 is the nuts"
"Sorry, I cant hear you I don't speak nubanese"

nubanese by Pants69 February 19, 2007

nuckanese 

A language descended from Ebonics and spoken wherever nucka's congregate.

Black Man: Da pigs got ma weed yo!
Nucka: Da pigs ain't got none of ma shit yo!
Black Man: Damn, you speakin Nuckanese!

nuckanese by dwilli December 17, 2010

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020