numty

numty is another term for idiot or stupid. someone without sense, or just a straight up fucking retard

"Oh god dammit steve, you took a shit on my coat again?! Fucking numty"

by NineMonthMedia March 27, 2009

Numty

Billy

Billy is a fucking numty

by Chrisray1397 December 14, 2022

Numpty Crew

A fictional worldwide organisation that all numpties belong to. Membership is honorary and non-numpties are not permitted to join.

John: Why can't these fools ever get my food order right?
Greg: Numpty Crew mate.

by Cheesed1ck October 31, 2019

Nutty Clegg

A Nutty Clegg is a cling on. A Nutty Clegg is where you don't wipe your arse after doing a shit and the poo dries up and sticks to Your arse hairs and can sometimes make you feel very uncomfortable. It is very painful to remove Nutty Cleggs.

My Arse is so itchy, I think I've got a Nutty Clegg.

by CleggMaster September 23, 2017

nutty cletus

this is where you chew up some goobers (chocolate-covered peanut candy) and spit them up somebody's anus. then they poop the contents of their butthole into your mouth.

man #1: what should we eat while we watch titanic tonight?

man #2: how 'bout some goobers?

man #1: oh i'm sorry we're fresh out due to the huge nutty cletus i gave your wife last night.

man #2: oh.

by cocktupus January 28, 2008

nuttypoo

Peanut butter

For lunch today, I had a nuttypoo-and-jelly on whole wheat, and a glass of cold milk.

by talk2me-JCH2 December 27, 2020

numtot

A name deriving from the Facebook group “New Urbanist Memes for Transit-Oriented Teens.” The acronym is commonly used to refer to any young person that appreciates public transit as well as urban development, while fighting gentrification. They generally share viewpoints with yimbies.

Jack: How do you beat traffic in the mornings?
Jill: My fellow numtots and I take the subway— it’s a lot cheaper and faster!

by j0hax January 11, 2018