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the act of completely losing all touch with the real world by subjecting yourself to mindless,wasteful activity (often over the course of several hours) that often results in loss of brain cells and temporary conciousness. activities that qualify as numbing are: text messaging,being on myspacefor over six hours straight, guitar hero, video games, computer solitaire, and/ or any electronic device that a digital immigrant cannot operate.
Numbing causes you to lose all touch with reality. For example, if one where to call your name while "numbing" you wouldn't respond period. However, after the numb session, all consciousness would be regained and you were address the person that called your name.
student 1: man, i am so tired. i am gonna fail this test! i didn't study at all!

student 2: me neither, i wanted to study but instead i was numbing for five hours on myspace. and the funny thing is, is i wasn't even doing anything on it! i finally stopped because my eyes were watering so bad and i black out for a second. it was four in the morning!
numbing by Molly!!!! July 13, 2007
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When you are so drunk that you cannot feel anything; you cannot feel your face or tongue, and if someone slaps you, then you are completely invisible to it
Jordan: "I have had so much to drink that I'm numbing. Slap me"

Charlie *slaps Jordan* *realizes that Jordan doesn't feel anything after the first few slaps "Damn you are numbing"
numbing by Charlie Evans January 26, 2008

numbing depression 

Numbing depression is when u are in such a deep part of depression that all your feelings have become numb and can't not cry anymore...
Mario: why are u so emotionless

Josh: I have numbing depression

numbing out

Is a psychology/ recovery term, when someone is procrastinating, isolating themselves, and going nowhere. Being stalled and not taking care of business.
I should've solved the problem, but I was just numbing out, I really need to do something!
numbing out by dah_09 January 23, 2009

Numbing the Loneliness 

To masturbate several times a day in order to forget or lose interest in the fact that you are terribly alone.
"dude brb numbing the loneliness" - spagett
Numbing the Loneliness by one oh one September 18, 2011

Numbing for Strange

The act of sitting on your hand to numb it up in preparation for masterbation
Tim: Jon why is Juan always sitting on his hands on these camping trips
Jon: He is Numbing for strange you know he has not gotten any in a while.
Numbing for Strange by Dillsnick September 23, 2010

numbing anal lube

it numbs your mancunt when fucking it with a screwdriver
what is the point of anal if you can't feel it?

Fuck you faggot.

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