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Numberfy 

Numberfy pronounced nuhm-ber-fie: The act of labeling someone by the economic and cultural definition of those in their geographical area, noted by their phone number country code and area code.
People were sharing their phone numbers at the CommunicAsia conference in Singapore. Someone said "1-212 ..." which means ritzy Manhattan, New York, USA. Others shared their phone numbers in less cool areas of the world. People did numberfy, tending to respect the ones with phone numbers from more coveted areas to be associated with in the world. (Rehan Allahwala is the inventor of this word.)
Numberfy by suzannadanna May 18, 2011
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Numbersy 

An uncomfortable, agitated feeling that everybody gets around numbers, to some degree. Even mathematicians get this feeling.

You see, numbers are capable of continuing off into infinity. Even when you look at, say, the number one, your subconscious mind realizes that "what are the chances that the number I'm looking at just so happens to be one? It could've been any number!" Numbers are an indescribable force, and all math classes, even the most advanced, just scratch the surface of the concept of working with numbers. They are not a measurement, but a force we can't even begin to control or work to it's full potential as human beings.

It's these subconscious thoughts that cause slight discomfort around numbers.

Another thing that causes a "numbersy" feeling is math class. If you grew up in America, then chances are that you HATED math class. Every time you see a number of any kind, you're subconsciously reminded of that horrid class, thus causing a "Numbersy" feeling.

Yet another cause is the fact that you cannot escape numbers in today's society. THEY'RE EVERYWHERE! EVERYWHERE!
When I showed Ted the graph, he got all numbersy. He must've hated math class.

numberfag 

Someone who thinks they are cool because they were the first, second, third or any number thereof to post in a forum thread, on a video, or an article. the fact of the matter is they aren't cool they are little fags with no originality whatsoever.
Guy 1: first! OMG you guys suckzorz!!

Guy 2: ZOMG 2nD NOOBLETS!

Guy 3: ThIrD ftw!

Normal Person: You numberfags are so pathetic...please do the world a favor and gtfo.
numberfag by Aedu December 20, 2010

NumberFivesexual 

Me: I love Five from Umbrella Academy
Friend: That means your a NumberFivesexual

numberfilia 

Feeling like a number, in a largely populated place. Not feeling like a human or a person with an identity.

Feeling like a non-person. With no name or identity. Insignificant in the crowd.
When one enters university, it is often a complaint that they feel a sense of numberfilia.
numberfilia by lotus99 March 31, 2009

numbernyms

In text messaging, words that are spelled using the same numbers in the same order on a telephone keypad, so that "predictive" texting will confuse them.
Three numbernyms are "he" and "if," "book" and "cool," and "home" and "good".
numbernyms by LadyCom May 18, 2011

numberfour 

The number four is A mix of diarrhea and vomit and puke and peeing and throwing up at the same time
Yesterday I had an experience of numberfour when I had a milkshake. Also, I’m lactose intolerant.
numberfour by Poooppppp November 18, 2023