number

The number of people one has had sex with.

Bill just broke up with his girlfriend and wanted to hook up with me, but I said no because I'm trying to keep my number down.

by linguishionista October 17, 2008

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dive cafe

A dank, dirty neighborhood cafe that serves cheap beverages and foodstuffs. Many of the clientele are regulars. Like a dive bar, but (probably) without the booze.

Can you believe I saw my Congressman at the dive cafe in my neighborhood? He probably goes there because it's the only place people don't recognize him.

by linguishionista October 20, 2008

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stober

To stumble home (or elsewhere) while trying to sober up at the same time. Could also be "stober up".

I have vague memories of buying this water bottle at the grocery store while stobering home last Friday.

by linguishionista August 06, 2008

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blister season

Spring. Specifically, the part of spring where you first start wearing heels and sandals without socks.

Judith, do you have a band-aid? Normally I carry some around during blister season, but I just ran out because I'm wearing these snug but gorgeous Manolo Blahniks.

by linguishionista March 29, 2009

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it's a process

1) euphemistic way of saying something has been tough or that you screwed up. Can be annoying if not used ironically.

2) way of talking about long-term goals and plans

1) Kanye West tweet, after misspelling "Silicon" "Silicone":

Lol I spelled Silicon wrong ( I guess I was still thinking about the other type of silicone ITS A PROCESS!! : )

2) I want to be able to forgive my dad after he slept with my aunt but it's a process.

by linguishionista January 04, 2011

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