stober

To stumble home (or elsewhere) while trying to sober up at the same time. Could also be "stober up".
I have vague memories of buying this water bottle at the grocery store while stobering home last Friday.
by linguishionista August 06, 2008
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dive cafe

A dank, dirty neighborhood cafe that serves cheap beverages and foodstuffs. Many of the clientele are regulars. Like a dive bar, but (probably) without the booze.
Can you believe I saw my Congressman at the dive cafe in my neighborhood? He probably goes there because it's the only place people don't recognize him.
by linguishionista October 20, 2008
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fuckswept

Like "windswept", but with a different (and obvious) cause.
After Todd came over for a quickie, I didn't get a chance to shower before going out to dinner. Luckily, my hair wasn't too fuckswept.
by linguishionista February 17, 2009
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it's a process

1) euphemistic way of saying something has been tough or that you screwed up. Can be annoying if not used ironically.

2) way of talking about long-term goals and plans
1) Kanye West tweet, after misspelling "Silicon" "Silicone":

Lol I spelled Silicon wrong ( I guess I was still thinking about the other type of silicone ITS A PROCESS!! : )

2) I want to be able to forgive my dad after he slept with my aunt but it's a process.
by linguishionista January 04, 2011
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e-PDA

An Electronic Public Display of Affection. A public electronically mediated exchange, such as on Facebook, between a couple that evokes love or tenderness. Like regular PDAs, e-PDAs can potentially disgust everybody else not in the relationship.
A: Did you see Kristin's Facebook status update about how she had such a great time last night with Dan? Such an e-PDA.

B: Oh, and then Dan commented that he had a great time too. Ugh, get a room!
by linguishionista May 13, 2009
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vag

a (straight) girl at a (men's) gay bar. Rhymes with "fag".
Ugh, for every fag here there are at least two vags. Let's go to a *real* gay bar where there are more boys!
by linguishionista August 04, 2008
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number

The number of people one has had sex with.
Bill just broke up with his girlfriend and wanted to hook up with me, but I said no because I'm trying to keep my number down.
by linguishionista October 17, 2008
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