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Numbcunt 

When a person you could beat the shit out of you, but you got to hold back the roast that could end his will to live.
"Hey numbcunts, go roast him!"

"But I dont want to get fucked."
Numbcunt by Jiggle McNiggles April 20, 2017
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Numbcunt 

Stephanie delisi
Man, Stephanie Delisi is a real numbcunt.
Numbcunt by 02830263 November 21, 2023

numb cunt 

a useless, un-intelligent female who deserves nothing more than a swift kick to the vag.
stupid bitch: "omg i like so totally love your shirt! seriously, like where did you get it???"

sharon: "get your own shirt, you numb cunt!"

::kick::
A Woman's Vigina That Doesn't Get Wet.
I had sex with a numcunt the other night and it burned.
Numcunt by Buxton Waldon November 2, 2008
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026
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