numb fuck

where a man repediatly smacks his hard cock on a female's twat until it becomes sore. then he takes his hand and smacks the clitoris, and immediatly pinching it afterwards. the man would then take his hands and cuff the cunt as hard as he can to prevent blood from entering the beat pussy. this would cause the pussy to fall asleep. once the cunt turns blue/purple the man grabs his cock and fucks the numb twat. the female should now feel an odd sensation of blood rushing back into her pussy combined with an orgasm.

an example of "blood rush" would be someone tightly cuffing your wrist. causing your hand to fall asleep because the hand is blocking the blood from entering through the wrist. and when he/she lets go of your wrist, you feel an odd sensation of blood rushing back into your hand. (as described in the "numb fuck" practice.

by ST3V3 P. March 1, 2009

numb fuck

where a man repediatly smacks his hard cock on a female's twat until it becomes sore. then he takes his hand and smacks the clitoris, and immediatly pinching it afterwards. the man would then take his hands and cuff the cunt as hard as he can to prevent blood from entering the beat pussy. this would cause the pussy to fall asleep. once the cunt turns blue/purple the man grabs his cock and fucks the numb twat. the female should now feel an odd sensation of blood rushing back into her pussy combined with an orgasm.

an example of "blood rush" would be someone tightly cuffing your wrist. causing your hand to fall asleep because the hand blocking the blood from entering through the wrist. and when he/she lets go of your wrist, you feel an odd sensation of blood rushing back into your hand. (as described in the "numb fuck" practice.

by ST3V3 P. February 28, 2009

Numb fuck

Noun. Numb fucker.

Comes from the family of numb nuts.

What. It's empty numb fuck.

by Real grammar wiz September 17, 2017

Numb Fuck

When a female has too much to drink and feels nothing during sexual intercourse.

"OMG you let him fuck you? How was it?" "Shit, it was just a numb fuck."

by Verian June 27, 2018

numb-fuck

When a couple is having sex and all of a sudden the man loses his errection.

Dave: Shit, NO! Not again. I losing my errection.

Sandy: SHIT, Dave you're such a numb-fuck.

by R_Courtlandt January 12, 2009

Numbfuck

When someone is so bad at fucking that you can barely feel it, they can be called a Numbfuck.

Numbfuck can also be used as an insult to someone who is blindingly stupid.

Girl 1: Omg, Brad and I did it last night!
Girl 2: Really? How was it?
Girl 1: He's a total numbfuck!
Girl 2: Ah, that's too bad.

or

Woman: Angelica! Why did you put the butter in the microwave? You're a total Numbfuck!

by RosalineG April 25, 2009

NumbFuck

Lacking in brain power

You numbfuck can't you get anything right!

by Kelly July 18, 2003