The act of capturing the most beautiful of vistas with a camera pointed backwards through your legs at such an angle as to capture the aforementioned view with a tasteful hint of scrotum in the blurry foreground.
Tommo : "I just love Blackpool tower."
Dave : "Yeah, we so gotta nutscape the view"
Both turnaround, drop their kecks, bend forward, position their camera thru their legs capturing the splendiferous Blackpool tower garnished with a hint of scrotum to the right. Beautiful nutscaping,
taking photos of your balls in front of beautiful landscapes. a new genre of photography that attempts to rediscover the beauty of hairy balls by merging them on breathtaking scenes as another astronomic body (moon, sun, etc.).
Nutscaping is a photo-taking trend which involves dropping your trousers, whipping out some testicles (yours, if you have them), and gently hovering above the camera so your balls hang down like a majestic moon in the sky.
The delicate art of taking a picture of a landscape with one's nuts hanging on top of it.
"Johnny, I don't want to see your holiday pics"
"Why?"
"We sleep together every night you moron; I see enough of your balls that I don't need to see your nutscaping pics"
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flyingeverywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flexcash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.