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Pyro-noxious Slabs 

A hazardous, geologic event wherein a hyper-accelerating flow of highly concentrated, sulfur infused volcanic magma builds, cools and intermittently cracks, avulsing into jaggedly uniform, mobilzed 'slabs' of densely toxic rock formations. In rare and unique environmental conditions, migratory slabs have been observed to spontaneously combust into abounding flames upon impact with proximate flora, fauna and curious homosapien onlookers, resulting in a enveloping expulsion of sulfuric cinder chards and respiratory impairing, noxious fumes.
1. "Did you see how the lava formed into 'Pyro-noxious Slabs' when it came down the side of of the volcano, cooling in rhythmic waves as it hit the ocean water's edge?"

2. "I still can't believe that Drew was instantaneously incinerated into a sulfuric plume of ash when that 'Pyro-noxious Slab' chased after him while he was trying to take pictures!"
Related Words
Noxxi • Noxxic • noxious • Noxie • NoxInfluencer • Noxx • nixxing • noxis • naxxirus • nexxia

noxious farts 

farts so deadly, the stench is powerful enough to kill 10 adult humans
Uber driver: Stop ripping noxious farts. Let me open the windows. I don't care if it's snowing outside, I have 2 kids & I don't wanna die.
Fartisha: Yeah whatever

NoxiousNet 

A steam group and gaming community created by William "Jetboom" Moodhe, who is most well known for created the "Zombie Survival" game mode for Garry's mod. This community is well known for their outlandish sense of humor, lack of hospitality to newcomers, and their outright disapproval and hatred of Furries and Bronies. One notorious member of Noxiousnet who goes by the name of God-Emperor Takara is famous for bringing Furries and Bronies to their knees in a puddle of their own tears by the time they are done playing on the NoxiousNet server because of his constant expressed cynicism and ultimate hatred for the likes of them.

NoxiousNet is highly involved in the Garry's Mod community. The community has servers for games like Zombie Survival, Multiplayer TV, and the more recently added Retro-Teamplay. NoxiousNet's Zombie Survival server is their most popular, and involves new and less-experienced players attempting to defend against the oppressing zombie team, while veteran players relentlessly express their rage in at their incompetence using the chatbox and spamming voice commands.
__Example NoxiousNet Chatbox__

*player RainbowDash6969 has joined the server*
*relentless onslaught on brony ensues*
*player RainbowDash6969 has left the server*

IT'S A GUNSHIP DERKA
HAX YAY
LAG! UGHGHGH
NoxiousNet by hdhbeuebwhwj February 23, 2014
"Did you see me shred that gnar?"
"Yeah, that was totally noxious, brah".
Noxious by etymologycrusader November 30, 2020
The best way to greet someone. The ultimate in multi-phalanged greeting, far superior to the high-five or fist bump. Action is initiated by one person, who extends their hands, in an action similar to a fist bump, with the pinky and thumb extended. The noxxer says "noxx", the noxxee says the same, and replies with the same action. The noxxed hands now meet in the middle, and the hands are rocked on the wrist, making a shaking motion. This goes on for approximately 2 seconds, and then the greeting is over, all involved persons made better for it.
Mac (noxxing): NOXX

Hans (also noxxing): NOXX

Ethan (additionally noxxing): NOXX

Logan (noxxing as well): NOXX
Noxx by BLOTTER CLEGAN November 11, 2018

noxminome 

A gamer who likes to be everyone's friend, until you piss him off, or challenge him. He likes hentai, and ramen, and is a romantic, caring, heartfelt, trustworthy, and open person
He's a Noxminome girl, you hit the full package. ;>
noxminome by Noxminome January 13, 2018
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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