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Not interested

The dialog option in Final Fantasy 7 when you can't give a fuck
"Hey, do you need instructions on how to ride a Chocobo?"
"Not interested"

not interested

Had no interest
Kirsty is not interested in the party and is happy to lie back and let everyone else do the work
not interested by catxx August 28, 2016

Not interested

A retards response who doesn’t know what he’s talking about when he receives a cold call. If he says he’s not interested more than once he’s a top tier retard
John: Hello Bob how are you?

Bob: I’m not interested

John: We’ll the reason I’m calling is…
Bob: I’m… not…. Interested….
John: but..
Bob: Can you hear me? I’m not interested son
Not interested by Lolobingbong September 13, 2022

Interested, but not attending 

You get invited to that basic Facebook event that Derrick from down the hall sent out. You feel obligated to feign interest in attending the event to impress Derrick's hot friend, but you would rather stay in and watch Netflix. This is a classic Interested, but not attending situation.
Did you get the invite to ATO's Pirate Party next Friday?
Ugh, I'm actually interested, but not attending.
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Pee Calculus

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"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
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New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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