Kuaile's definitions

Reverse Mormon

A reverse mormon is a salacious, well-endowed woman who collects husbands like a grandmother bargain-hunting at a yard sale.

Celeste really tailored her team of suitors to her liking. She's a real maverick for reverse mormon bachelorettes everywhere.

by Kuaile August 9, 2018

Interested, but not attending

You get invited to that basic Facebook event that Derrick from down the hall sent out. You feel obligated to feign interest in attending the event to impress Derrick's hot friend, but you would rather stay in and watch Netflix. This is a classic Interested, but not attending situation.

Did you get the invite to ATO's Pirate Party next Friday?
Ugh, I'm actually interested, but not attending.

by Kuaile August 9, 2018