Nosehat 

When one wears a woman's labia on their nose to keep warm.

Damn she's fine, I would wear her labia as a nosehat.

Nosehat by JacksonRilla January 26, 2019

Do your nosehairs reach your lips? 

Used to ask or imply someone is stupid or shortsighted

Jay, you thought you could beat Nich in Soul Caliber? Do your nosehairs reach your lips?

Do your nosehairs reach your lips? by Alberich69 August 23, 2022

nosehair

speaks of the filaments that grow inside one's nose. Supposedly protect the nasal ducts from dust and other alienous substances.

I has got to trim my nosehair

nosehair by Diego Moreno February 16, 2005

Nosehair

A nickname for someone who sticks out in a crowd or gathering, in a bad way.

Jeff: God, look at Tim over there.
Matt: What about him... Oh wait, I see him.
Jeff: Who would dye their hair piss yellow?
Matt: Fuck, what a nosehair

Nosehair by EggyTheCracked May 28, 2018

nosehanger 

A person who publicly displays their obvious stupidity. Originating in the 2020 Coronavirus epidemic when people would wear a face mask with their nose outside, showing how low their education level is that they could not understand the basic function of a device which they were wearing.

Dave really wore a trump hat to a democrat rally? What a total nosehanger!

nosehanger by captianstabber September 10, 2020

Nosecation 

going out on a coacaine binge. so much that you miss work, school ect

Bill: Has jim been on vacation hes missed 4 days of work
Bob: no bill he's been on a nosecation vaccuming snuff

Nosecation by Nick.Stays.High March 17, 2011

Nosebating

To continuously press together on the frontal sinus, (part of nose) whilst having a blocked up nose. It tends to give a feeling of relaxation and ends in nose-ejaculation.

Also known as:

Nose w*nking

Sinus pleasure

'Sh*t mate, where did you go'

'Sorry lad, just went for a cheeky nose bate, was brilliant!'
'Sorry I'm late, had to go nosebating'

Nosebating by Thebuildingfallingdown April 21, 2014