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speaks of the filaments that grow inside one's nose. Supposedly protect the nasal ducts from dust and other alienous substances.
I has got to trim my nosehair
nosehair by Diego Moreno February 16, 2005
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A nickname for someone who sticks out in a crowd or gathering, in a bad way.
Jeff: God, look at Tim over there.
Matt: What about him... Oh wait, I see him.
Jeff: Who would dye their hair piss yellow?
Matt: Fuck, what a nosehair
Nosehair by EggyTheCracked May 28, 2018

Do your nosehairs reach your lips? 

Used to ask or imply someone is stupid or shortsighted
Jay, you thought you could beat Nich in Soul Caliber? Do your nosehairs reach your lips?

nose hair burning ass bomb 

flatulence so disgusting that it seemingly singes the hair follicles inside of the nostrils
Johnnie dropped a nose hair burning ass bomb and the smoke from the singed nose hairs floated out of my nostrils.

nose hair 

A haven for the crabs VD lice.
"...After what? Which Mexy Queer would buy you pussy Corona beer. After you suck a crabby dick, and give that scabby asshole a clean lick?? I heard that you've got herpes in the dariare an crabs in the nose hair!"
-Simon Legree
nose hair by anonymous April 27, 2004

Noshairwan 

People name with Noshairwan are very intelligent, they are usually very handsome and shy....They are also known as generous, They are also said to be as Power of many lions.
Noshairwan was a generous ruler of Iran...
Noshairwan by Kingdonofcastle November 26, 2021

Nose Hair heaven 

When your partner cuts your nose hair and then data it while sugning you off
She gave me a nose hair heaven Yesterday
Nose Hair heaven by Mr nose hair February 27, 2023
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