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Nosebating

To continuously press together on the frontal sinus, (part of nose) whilst having a blocked up nose. It tends to give a feeling of relaxation and ends in nose-ejaculation.

Also known as:

Nose w*nking

Sinus pleasure
'Sh*t mate, where did you go'

'Sorry lad, just went for a cheeky nose bate, was brilliant!'
'Sorry I'm late, had to go nosebating'
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Noseballing 

The act of poking your partner in the eye with your nose while kissing them on the cheek.
Also an extremely deadly move in the ancient art of Japanese Face Fighting
Bill: oww my eye

Jane: Oh sorry that was my nose

Tomiko deals a deadly noseballing to his opponent !
Noseballing by Circus Bouy February 10, 2010
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Nosebagging 

A person who persists in eating snacks, cereals and meals, no matter who they are communicating with at the time.
He is constantly nosebagging and chomps like a horse to replinish his stomach with food.
Nosebagging by ambergreg245 November 12, 2011

Noseballing 

When sucking on your partner's nose and "juices" come out and it leaves almost like a "lady and the tramp" "spaghetti noodle"
From one's nose to the others mouth.
Noseballing- "Oh, so I was sucking on my girls nose the other day and she noseballed me" " her nose juices were hanging between her nose and my mouth like some freshly pulled apart grilled cheese"
Noseballing by TheRealWeezy101 February 15, 2025
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026