nose-gating 

The act of driving slowly in front of someone, often preceded by cutting them up at a junction.

The nose-gater ususally drives at around 24.5 in a 30 zone. This can be due to a number of reasons:excessively new car (worried that air friction may scratch paintwork); old age (can't see, reaction speed gone); kids in car (irrational spawn-protecting behaviour); Micra driver (inexplicable) etc..

The opposite of tail-gating. Especially prevalent when you are trying to get somewhere in a hurry.

"Stop nose-gating me, you c***ypie!"

nose-gating by marlinemcdagger February 5, 2010

Nosebating

To continuously press together on the frontal sinus, (part of nose) whilst having a blocked up nose. It tends to give a feeling of relaxation and ends in nose-ejaculation.

Also known as:

Nose w*nking

Sinus pleasure

'Sh*t mate, where did you go'

'Sorry lad, just went for a cheeky nose bate, was brilliant!'
'Sorry I'm late, had to go nosebating'

Nosebating by Thebuildingfallingdown April 21, 2014