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nosebleeds 

A very high stakes poker game where the stakes are so high players will nosebleed because of all the money swings if they are not prepared for it.
- Have you seen Durrrr yesterday in the nosebleeds
- Yeah he lost 2 millions.
- It's unreal man.
- Nosebleeds imo.
nosebleeds by kinghippo423 November 24, 2009

nosebleeds 

Same as a girl that gives head
she be given those nosebleeds
nosebleeds by Kazuya ryu January 24, 2005

nosebleed seats 

Seats in a theater, usually for a live show of some sort, that are so high and far away from the stage that you get a "nosebleed" from the high altitude.
"Where were you for poker night, man?"
"Oh, man - My girlfriend dragged me to the opera! The show was horrible AND we had nosebleed seats!"
"Rough, dude."
nosebleed seats by Nigellus December 18, 2007

nosebleed section 

The uppermost part of a sports arena. Used to exaggerate the altitude of the highest seats, i.e. high altitudes give you nosebleeds.
We ordered our tickets later than everyone else and were forced to sit in the nosebleed section high above the field.
nosebleed section by Webster April 20, 2004

Frosty Nosebleed 

When one cums in their partner's nose after sexual relations, especially blowjobs.
I knew sexy time was over when I gave her a frosty nosebleed. RIP in Pepperonis sex life :(
Frosty Nosebleed by SeveyIsGay April 15, 2015

nosebleeding 

When someone sees something so amazing they end up nosebleeding and blushing like crazy
I saw him without a shirt and ended up nosebleeding
nosebleeding by TheWolfPrince February 10, 2018
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