nortons

1.Another word for breasts
2.Boobs

wow! Amazing Nortons on that girl eh?

by mista mandalicious February 26, 2005

nortons

Nortons (plural) or Norton (singular)
Nortons describe the erect male or female nipple or nipples.
**Nipples can only be called nortons if they are in the hardened or erect state.**

"Look at those girls getting out of the pool. They must be cold,their nortons are really standing out."

"She has some sweet looking nortons." "I love big nortons!"

"Hey, I got my left norton pierced today"

"My husband has the cutest nortons when I play with them."

by Cave Cat October 30, 2006

Nasty Nortons

Any clearly visible sexually transmitted disease.

"Dude, I think I got the Nasty Nortons from that chick I met in Portland..."

by GiantEnemyCrab June 2, 2009

norton antivirus

Piece of shit

I just norton antivirused my pants

by Anonymous September 11, 2003

trigger my norton

An expression used for a cyber hotty likely to breach one's personal firewall.

Those bikini pics you found online of the nebraska girl's volleyball team are likely to trigger my norton.

by flat-jc September 15, 2009

norton campbell

My cute husband. Also a character in the mobile game Identity V who throws magnets. He can attract and repel the hunter with his magnets.

“Oh look! It’s Norton Campbell throwing his magnets again!”

by Pizzas_shamrockperson June 26, 2020

Midsomer Norton

A beautiful, quaint, Somerset town known for its slag heap and slags, skate park and Docky's deli. Town name inspired Anthony Horowitz with the name of the TV show Midsomer Murders. Aka the center of the universe (google it) and the ketamine capital (thanks BBC panorama)

Fuck Midsomer Norton mate, full of coke-heads and pregnant teens all pretending to be gangster that would last 10 seconds in London before crying for their mummy

by Midsomer Norton man June 14, 2018