Northumbria

An area of north-eastern England comprising Northumberland, Durham, and Tyne and Wear.

John: "what's it like living in Northumbria?"
Vera: "it's canny pet, everyone is so nice, and I can easily get stotties whenever I want"

Northumbria by GB_GeorgeF April 13, 2021

Northumbria University

A University which people forget about unless you’re from the North East. People at Newcastle University often laugh at their less intellectual neighbours. Northumbria university is full of Newcastle University rejects with lads who think they’re are funny put really they have the personality to of a rock with butter on it

Toby: which University do you go to?
Jess: Northumbria University
Toby: So you’ve got 3 GCSES

Northumbria University by Allan Barnes December 28, 2020

Northumbria University

The greatest ex-poly university to grace the British Isles!! Sadly many RAH's are beginning to enter the mist as they realise Newcastle Uni , is well, simply the crap one of the two Newcastle Universities!!

"I'd rather be a poly than a c**t"

"Here pal whats that canny lookin buildin over there?"
"why thats Northumbria University pet everyone wishes they gan there!!"

Northumbria University by Maxxy19 April 2, 2009

Northumberland weekend 

A weekend spent by yourself at your house or apartment where you have little social contact and possibly smoke some cheeba. Mat sound boring but can be real fun sometimes

Im feeling tired this week im looking foreward to having a Northumerland weekend

Northumberland weekend by Jordo October 26, 2003

Northumberland 

England/Scotland border county to the North of Newcastle Upon Tyne, and to the East of Cumbria. Being a border county it has seen its fair share of battles and is steeped in history. Plenty of castles and Stately houses and even The Roman Wall. Beautiful rolling hills, rivers, trees and majestic beaches in the summer. Bleak as fuck in the winter, which is most of the time.

Where the fuck is Northumberland?

Northumberland by Infectious Lass June 23, 2018

East Northumberland Secondary School 

If you want to come to a school full of white people who wear steeltoes, shit boxes in the parking lot, and a very off balance of good and bad staff members, you want ENSS.

This place has it all, shitty gym equipment, terrible flooring in said gyms, musty ass bathrooms, dirty ass classrooms, and horrible programs :).

“Hey I went to East Northumberland Secondary School as well”
“Oh wow no were both collage drop outs cause ENSS sucked at teaching!”

East Northumberland Secondary School by Jeffery Hosington February 17, 2021

throwing a rucksack up northumberland street 

to shag a bird with a very slack vertical bacon sandwich

'no the sex was crap, it was like throwing a rucksack up northumberland street!'

throwing a rucksack up northumberland street by rhys April 18, 2004