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Northumberland 

England/Scotland border county to the North of Newcastle Upon Tyne, and to the East of Cumbria. Being a border county it has seen its fair share of battles and is steeped in history. Plenty of castles and Stately houses and even The Roman Wall. Beautiful rolling hills, rivers, trees and majestic beaches in the summer. Bleak as fuck in the winter, which is most of the time.
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Northumberland 

a small town in the middle of nowhere Pennsylvania. Most know for the Joseph Priestly House (although nobody out of the area has ever really heard of it) and Front Street Station. There is nothing to do here, everything requires going to a different town, including high school. Also known as "the good side of the river" as opposed to Sunbury. The most exciting event to occur here is Pineknotter Days.
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Northumberland by abc123unmi February 25, 2009

Northumberland weekend 

A weekend spent by yourself at your house or apartment where you have little social contact and possibly smoke some cheeba. Mat sound boring but can be real fun sometimes
Im feeling tired this week im looking foreward to having a Northumerland weekend
Northumberland weekend by Jordo October 26, 2003

East Northumberland Secondary School 

If you want to come to a school full of white people who wear steeltoes, shit boxes in the parking lot, and a very off balance of good and bad staff members, you want ENSS.

This place has it all, shitty gym equipment, terrible flooring in said gyms, musty ass bathrooms, dirty ass classrooms, and horrible programs :).
“Hey I went to East Northumberland Secondary School as well”
“Oh wow no were both collage drop outs cause ENSS sucked at teaching!”

throwing a rucksack up northumberland street 

to shag a bird with a very slack vertical bacon sandwich
'no the sex was crap, it was like throwing a rucksack up northumberland street!'

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026