Nortals

Nigger mortals whom after death go to Neaven which is nigger heaven unless they have behaved like niggers because then they go to Nell.

Oh my Neaven, all you Nortals are going to Nell if you keep acting like Niggers.

by ASSMANDAN August 7, 2010

Normalsee

Seeing what you consider to be a bit of what you think is normal in this drastically changed world.

Finally I got some Normalsee watching Pat and Vanna on TV, and it for some strange reason was comforting.

by Cadillac Crumb June 12, 2020

Pether nortal

Nether portal, but the portal is filled with obsidian and the obsidian is filled with the portal.

Hey, is that a nether portal?
No, its a pether nortal.

by La9Gag January 19, 2020

normals

Anyone who isn't a townie

"I'm sure glad i'm friends with you normals rather than those burberry wearing twats over there"

by JimmyK September 12, 2003

Brainwashed Normals

An all encompassing term used in rebuttal to a political point made accusing a group of people of being brainwashed. (eg. brainwashed liberals, brainwashed fox news watchers). Used tongue in cheek to suggest that anyone subscribing to any mainstream ethos is brainwashed, yet by using the term "normal" acknowledges the lack of sanity of any point being made in the rebuttal.

All you brainwashed normals will never acknowledge the real cause of our suffering is due to the Morlocks of Middle Earth secretly controlling all world governments. We have to dig to the core of the Earth and take them over with force and stop concerning ourselves with distractions such as poverty and global war.

Of course you don't believe fluoridation of water is the greatest communist plot of all time to destroy capitalist, your a brainwashed normal.

by Manny the Builder July 27, 2016

normalstitious

Someone who considers believing in folklore, old wives tales, or good luck but doesn't take them serious enough to put them into everyday practice.

John has been told to stay away from the Bermuda Triangle because it is believed to have mysterious disappearances. Though he enjoys hearing stories about these disappearances, John is normalstitious and doesn't take these tales seriously. Usually without hesitation, John flies over the area anyway.

by Kircus June 30, 2010

normals

normals like big screen tvs, gender archetypes, radio rock, are interested in cars, having babies, professional tattoos with sentimental meanings, they dont know shit about art, dont know shit about music, dont read, want to buy houses and clothes, and are worried about smelling nice. works a corporate job. goes out to 'chase pussy'. dances when bands play.

dude in flipflops wanders into a punk bar and complains that the women dont shave, erbody smells like b.o. and makes a douche of himself by being there.

"who was that bro in the orange tshirt pushing into me while the band was playing?"

"some normals"

by lifeSucksScumFuck April 22, 2014