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the formal way to describe yourself when apologising for tripping grandmothers.
“why did you trip my grandma?”

“i’m a nortist! i’m sorry
nortist by Chunky_peter69 February 24, 2023
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Nortis tortoise 

South African slang for "definitely not"
Friend - Hey, Hughs in town. Do you want to go to his house and hit some bongs
Me - Hugh Newlands? The guy who packed a bag of my nicest clothes and went on the run?
Friend - Uh yeah, that Hugh. but he did say he was sorry and he has some A grade weed. So do you wanna go?
Me - Nortis tortoise
Nortis tortoise by Lanboi June 13, 2018
An acronym - Not Observed Responding To Internal Stimuli. May be recorded in the Mental State Exam when a psychiatric patient (or any patient) does not appear to be responding to internal stimuli
MSE
- Denies AH, IoR, passivity phenomena, NORTIS
NORTIS by Sushibigroll November 24, 2020
When you work in Norsman for too long and become nortistic
Wow Luke you must have contracted nortism
nortism by Bigcinq December 28, 2023
A person who works in norsman and is autistic
Damn you must have been in norsman to long that you contracted nortism
nortism by Bigcinq December 31, 2023

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026