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A canoe built around your horse you can go from riding to water travel without slowing down.
The use of horseboats in combat will revolutionize naval warfare.
horseboat by horseboat2 March 13, 2009

Noisebot 

The maker of seriously unfunny and yet overpriced t-shirts with phrases liable to get a female wearer sexual harassed.
A lady wearing a T-shirt that says "Make Awkward Sexual Advances, Not War" is fun and all...... until a sexually repressed chap decides to take that advice, resulting in horrible consequences...... That Lady is now suing Noisebot for a bucket load of cash.
Noisebot by SlumdogHundredaire February 3, 2009

noisebottom 

Some noisebottom made life very unpleasant for everyone on the subway this afternoon.
noisebottom by Circushead July 4, 2006

NorseBoo 

Someone who really, genuinely thinks that ancient Nordic Culture is somehow superior (note, not just cooler) than a modern day culture.
Me: wow, i sure love living in this great city of Warsaw, Poland
Norseboo: Damn, if this were 700 years ago, I would have raped and pillaged the shit out of this city
NorseBoo by swenks_ November 16, 2018

nosebortion

The bloody clump of tissue, mucus and cocaine blown out of the nose after a night of debauchery
I finally had my nosebortion from last night, thought I’d never be able to breathe!
nosebortion by benAsmalls September 5, 2023

noiseboard 

A bunch of smarmy cunts who all think they are better than eachother.
In reality, it's all about dec.
fuck you very much.
Lose all respect on the 'noiseboard'.
noiseboard by mong August 12, 2003
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026
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