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Norseboat 

A group of 4-8 males who are sitting in a row facing forward performing a Dutch Rudder (must be done in synchronization) on the person in front of you creating the illusion of a Norse Row Boat
What could we do tonight? I'm thinking a wicked Norseboat
Norseboat by Johnny Banana May 27, 2011
Words you can keep
A canoe built around your horse you can go from riding to water travel without slowing down.
The use of horseboats in combat will revolutionize naval warfare.
horseboat by horseboat2 March 13, 2009

Noisebot 

The maker of seriously unfunny and yet overpriced t-shirts with phrases liable to get a female wearer sexual harassed.
A lady wearing a T-shirt that says "Make Awkward Sexual Advances, Not War" is fun and all...... until a sexually repressed chap decides to take that advice, resulting in horrible consequences...... That Lady is now suing Noisebot for a bucket load of cash.
Noisebot by SlumdogHundredaire February 3, 2009

noisebottom 

Some noisebottom made life very unpleasant for everyone on the subway this afternoon.
noisebottom by Circushead July 4, 2006

NorseBoo 

Someone who really, genuinely thinks that ancient Nordic Culture is somehow superior (note, not just cooler) than a modern day culture.
Me: wow, i sure love living in this great city of Warsaw, Poland
Norseboo: Damn, if this were 700 years ago, I would have raped and pillaged the shit out of this city
NorseBoo by swenks_ November 16, 2018

nosebortion

The bloody clump of tissue, mucus and cocaine blown out of the nose after a night of debauchery
I finally had my nosebortion from last night, thought I’d never be able to breathe!
nosebortion by benAsmalls September 5, 2023

noiseboard 

A bunch of smarmy cunts who all think they are better than eachother.
In reality, it's all about dec.
fuck you very much.
Lose all respect on the 'noiseboard'.
noiseboard by mong August 12, 2003
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
ā€œI reached the TikTok Farlands broā€
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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