Norsebag 

Being a Norsebag entails having a low IQ, being refused admission into Universities, hating the minorities who do well academically despite being low income immigrants, blaming their joblessness on minorities rather than their symptoms of wackyness (oft found in the DSM IV,) obsession with MMA despite an inability to throw punches and perform takedowns, and paramount to all: being a racist on account of the misguided notion that they are Aryan.

Norsebag: I AM AN ARYAN!
Miroslav: No. I have my Phd in Linguistics and I can tell you that you're not.

Norsebag: YOU WANNA FIGHT?! I FIGHT MMA! UFC! I MEAN... my dick is small?

Miroslav: Ya man that sucks for you. Great to know.

Norsebag by snayk the jake plisken August 2, 2011

dirty nosebag 

A sexual act in which the man ejaculates into his own cupped hand and feeds it to the girl, who is on all fours like a horse.

Man A: "I totally gave that girl the dirty nosebag last night."
Man B: "That's disgusting. I don't want to be your friend."

dirty nosebag by Axaril July 1, 2014

nosebag 

food, snacks, scran.

Jesus, I'm starvin'! When we gonna get some bloody nosebag?

nosebag by Gezza T April 9, 2003

Nosebag 

Another word for cocaine

(when sifting for drugs) "Got any nosebag?"
meaning "Have you got any cocaine you would like to vend me"

Nosebag by Sayid October 30, 2006

dutch nosebag 

A sexual act where one gives oral pleasure to a female whilst burying their nose up her arse hole, rendering the lower half of the face concealed as though by a horses nose bag. Best performed in the 69 position.

The wife and I did 69 last night, I got totally stuck in, was a right dutch nosebag.

dutch nosebag by Ross Chalker July 24, 2012

nosebag 

A quick and dirty snack (e.g. the kind of burger you get from a kebab van that you suspect is rat meat), especially when drunk or stoned.

Come on guys, I'm starving. Let's get a cheeky nosebag, eh?

nosebag by Freddy Ngabwe April 10, 2007

Nosebag 

Small polythene recepticle containing approximately 0.8 grams of novocaine, talcum powder and self-raising flour.
Commonly hawked in the pubs and bars of Blackpool by craven miscreants with the guile and finesse of a hippo and the morals of a psychopath.

Cocaine, Charlie, Chaz, Tram, Nose, Bolivian Marching Powder

Jim: Fucking hell I was pissed last night. I paid £40 for a Nosebag off of Dodgy Dave!!

Jonny: You tight cunt I asked you for a line and you said you had fuck all!!!

Jim: You didn't miss much mate, it was a bag of wank!!

Nosebag by Badgerous Gra January 30, 2008