Nornis 

Nornis is the self-given title for the quieter friend of the friend group. He doesn't always talk but when he does, he makes his point or even makes a surprisingly good joke. Nornis is a bit of a goofy guy and most older women think he is a cute little guy, but younger girls are always falling into the Nornis trap. His Taste in music is very strange, but whenever he shows you a song it always ends up on your playlists.

Nornis said he'll be here in 15 minutes.

Wait his name is Nornis?

No, that's just what we call him.

Nornis by Dart Dipock November 22, 2021

Chuck Norris of Cheap 

one that has mastered the art of wallet fumbling, a stingy person or one that will pinch a penny until POTUS 1-6 is squealing like a little girl

I can be a little tight with a buck. Well, “little” may be somewhat misleading. Ok, ok, I've got my black belt in skinflint. I'm the miser master, the Chuck Norris of Cheap and in my spare time, I like to jam with my band, Penny Pinscher and the Tightwads. Seriously, I play a mean frugal horn.

Chuck Norris of Cheap by goose_on_a_roof October 18, 2020

Lando norris 

The ultimate meme Lord, the undisputed champion of fall guys, part time f1 driver, popular twitch streamer and son of Carlos Sainz

LANDO NORRIS GOT A PODIUM

Lando norris by Car lost sainz October 20, 2020

chuck norris 

A less than hardcore actor who once starred in such shitty films as Sidekicks, Invasion USA and Missing in Action. He is most know for his ridiculous display of round house kicks and poor dialogue on the show Walker Texas Ranger.
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A washed up actor who got his second wind based upon a very large list of (at one time) humorous jokes and facts(If you will) about him, that after being repeated from here to Nantucket far too many times, became old and played out and down right NOT FUNNY ANYMORE

Chuck Norris' tears cur-- oh wait, you've heard this one before? Yeah me too about a million times...

chuck norris by Pamanda August 28, 2008

chuck norris 

A cyborg with the power of invincibility... when on screen. Outside he's quite a softie. Some jobless guys from USA went on to raise him to urban legend status just because he was the first Usian to do roundhouse kicks on the big screen. Now there's a running joke about him being stronger than all the gods together and doing eveything beyond impossibility. Non-serious webs like Uncyclopedia and Urban Dictionary get loads of entries about that unfunny joke.

"Earthquakes are actually Chuck Norris's leg trembling when bored" - Yeah, yeah...

chuck norris by Stanley Marsh January 11, 2007

Chuck Norris 

The act of excessively repeating an uninspired or less than mediocre attempt at humor until it is beaten totally lifeless and becomes cringeworthy.

State Farm's marketing department must've have been trawling the shallow end of the gene pool when they thought it would be a good idea to chuck norris that fucking falcon commercial.

Chuck Norris by Sitonitandspin October 19, 2011

Chuck Norris 

Some old dude. He sucks. aka Chuck Whoris.

I kicked Chuck Norris down the stairs and he broke a hip. Then, I beat him with his cane.

Chuck Norris by Alyssa yo July 16, 2008