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Nordquist

damn he is hott. is he a Nordquist?
by steph4000 January 8, 2009
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Grover Norquist

Another one of those antigovernment extremist morons, he wants to gut every social program on the planet and privatize everything so some big ass corporations can step all over us even more than they can now
Grover Norquist wants to shift the tax burden to the middle class even more, resulting in an ever-increasing gap between the rich and poor.
by Submitters of Words August 2, 2011
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Grover Norquist

A scumbag worse than a child molester. The joker, Darth vader, Freddy kreuger, Hannibal lector, and Jeffery Dahmer gathered together and masturbated onto cruella de ville, and Grover Norquist is the mutated-pedophilic result.
Person 1: Hey have you heard of Grover Norquist?
Person 2: Yeah! He's the guy with the really small dick!
Person 1: He's similar to Santorum

Person 2: Really? He's an ass hole!
by stoogey April 3, 2012
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Strawberry Norquist

The act of giving someone a hickey so brutal, that the piece of skin sucked on becomes insanely bloody and large.
Bro, I can't see the new Spiderman movie because the strawberry Norquist that my girlfriend gave me on my neck is way too noticeable and hurts like hell.
by Jabba the Butt June 11, 2018
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Norquist

One level south of scum of the earth. The nadir of earthly existence. The lowest of the lows. The epicenter of depravity. The stinkhole of human existence. A person that makes Satan look like Mother Teresa.
That pedophile and murderer is an absolute douché bag, but he's still has fallen to the depths of a Norquist.
by TYT ARMY April 4, 2012
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norquist

The dirtiest, ugliest, cheapest old whore in the seediest whorehouse in the world. This type of whore will literally do anything for money -up to and including choking themselves to death on hot cow shit, while being fucked by multiple barnyard animals. Will often call others dirty whores and parasites in an attempt to make themselves appear less norquist, and thus attain more clients for their whoring.
I'm going to be dead soon, the doctor says the norquist I passed in the street yesterday gave me Super AIDS.
by AYoungTurk April 8, 2012
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Norquist

A vile whore-like creature that provides free sexual services to the lower than lowest scum of the earth.
Cenk Ugyur: Republicans like calling names so much... there should be a definition for Norquist as the lower than lowest scum of the earth; like Santorum.
by SinTax April 2, 2012
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