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(As taken from the Miami Twice episode of Only Fools and Horses):

Rodney - "You don't think that Rico might be a .....noofter?"

Del Boy - "A noofter...? No, he's Italian, ain't he? You can't have an Italian noofter, it's a well known medical fact!!"
Noofter by Ses101 May 19, 2015
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Derogatory term for a gentleman of homosexual persuasion.
"The bloke that died in Michael Barrymore's pool was a right noofter"
noofter by Enoch Powell November 16, 2007

Noofster 

A person who is fantastically brilliant and excels in Knowledge of the nerdy subjects.( like tv, school, books, youtube, awesome, ext.) Loves Fuu's, hates decepticons. Their fashion style is like a hipsters, they are just a lot awesomer, and like to laugh and write things.
you know those three girls, abbie, anna and alice? they are total Noofsters.

or

Boy: I think I'm in love with that girl.

other boy: Umm why?

Boy: Because she is a total Noofster!
Noofster by Noofster December 31, 2010
well, Dan Nimmons is a six form geek and he made it up.
it means....i dont know what it means.
it can mean whatever you want it to mean!
Dan Nimmons and Elliot Lipski are Noofters.
noofter by Dan Nimmons October 23, 2007

noujecterb

The tense of a word that could be used as a "noun" "adjective" or "verb". (Combination of the 3)

Pronounced: "now-ject-urb"
SHIT: noujecterb

"I shit yesterday. "-->verb use

"Oh god what is that?!" "That's from my dog. It's just shit."--> noun use

"Damn, Lisa, where did you get that shirt? The dump? What is that color, shit brown?"--> adjective use

Noofection 

It's a infection which only noobs get.
Noob: lolz ya mony plz?/ thx
Noob 2:OMFG SUM1 HAV TEH NOOFECTION RUN 111!
Noofection by JackDembow October 30, 2009
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korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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