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(As taken from the Miami Twice episode of Only Fools and Horses):

Rodney - "You don't think that Rico might be a .....noofter?"

Del Boy - "A noofter...? No, he's Italian, ain't he? You can't have an Italian noofter, it's a well known medical fact!!"
Noofter by Ses101 May 19, 2015
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Derogatory term for a gentleman of homosexual persuasion.
"The bloke that died in Michael Barrymore's pool was a right noofter"
noofter by Enoch Powell November 16, 2007

Noofster 

A person who is fantastically brilliant and excels in Knowledge of the nerdy subjects.( like tv, school, books, youtube, awesome, ext.) Loves Fuu's, hates decepticons. Their fashion style is like a hipsters, they are just a lot awesomer, and like to laugh and write things.
you know those three girls, abbie, anna and alice? they are total Noofsters.

or

Boy: I think I'm in love with that girl.

other boy: Umm why?

Boy: Because she is a total Noofster!
Noofster by Noofster December 31, 2010
well, Dan Nimmons is a six form geek and he made it up.
it means....i dont know what it means.
it can mean whatever you want it to mean!
Dan Nimmons and Elliot Lipski are Noofters.
noofter by Dan Nimmons October 23, 2007

noujecterb

The tense of a word that could be used as a "noun" "adjective" or "verb". (Combination of the 3)

Pronounced: "now-ject-urb"
SHIT: noujecterb

"I shit yesterday. "-->verb use

"Oh god what is that?!" "That's from my dog. It's just shit."--> noun use

"Damn, Lisa, where did you get that shirt? The dump? What is that color, shit brown?"--> adjective use

Noofection 

It's a infection which only noobs get.
Noob: lolz ya mony plz?/ thx
Noob 2:OMFG SUM1 HAV TEH NOOFECTION RUN 111!
Noofection by JackDembow October 30, 2009
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
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Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
Word of the Day on October 18, 2026

fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
Word of the Day on October 17, 2026
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