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Noofster 

A person who is fantastically brilliant and excels in Knowledge of the nerdy subjects.( like tv, school, books, youtube, awesome, ext.) Loves Fuu's, hates decepticons. Their fashion style is like a hipsters, they are just a lot awesomer, and like to laugh and write things.
you know those three girls, abbie, anna and alice? they are total Noofsters.

or

Boy: I think I'm in love with that girl.

other boy: Umm why?

Boy: Because she is a total Noofster!
Noofster by Noofster December 31, 2010
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(As taken from the Miami Twice episode of Only Fools and Horses):

Rodney - "You don't think that Rico might be a .....noofter?"

Del Boy - "A noofter...? No, he's Italian, ain't he? You can't have an Italian noofter, it's a well known medical fact!!"
Noofter by Ses101 May 19, 2015
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Derogatory term for a gentleman of homosexual persuasion.
"The bloke that died in Michael Barrymore's pool was a right noofter"
noofter by Enoch Powell November 16, 2007

noobster 

1. The beggining stages of a n00b. Very easy to find around large forum boards and chatrooms. Mostly very young children trying to act like they are an older age.
" i wil own u, stuped hed!"
noobster by Ivan Sterling June 27, 2005

noobster 

A person being a noob in every activity he tries.
Dude, that kid is a total noobster. All he does is FAIL

Noobster 

A guy who plays war thunder, too much and loves this person called Memester.
Oh its Noobster playing war thunder, nothing unusual
Noobster by doodoofartfart July 13, 2021

noobster 

A little noob like a kid who is new to this world. Or a kid on a game like ROBLOX who is like 8 and can't play or spell very well.
1. Look at all those little noobsters! They are new to this world!
2. Wow what a noobster, get some good clothes! (ROBLOX)
3. Leave the game, you suck! Wow what a frickin noobster!! (Any other game)
noobster by pisicino July 28, 2016
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