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noodleman 

male, typically white, who likes to wrestle with naked men and is uber sweet!
I love Noodleman, even if he does like Paul
noodleman by nunchucker December 9, 2003
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NOODLEMAN 

SOMEONE WHO OVERTHINKS EVERYTHING
ENGINEERS,"YOUR A NOODLEMAN" DAN HENSEL,
NOODLEMAN by LILLY BIRD November 15, 2012

NoodleMan 

A synonym for sexy beast.
Aw, your such a NoodleMan.
NoodleMan by Jawa November 26, 2004

noodleman 

A type of coffee brewed in the democratic republic of congo
there's nothing better than a hot noodleman to perk you up
noodleman by Elbonio May 4, 2004

Noodlelash 

A noodlelash occurs when one slurps a slippery noodle and said noodle slaps one in the face. (Noun, Verb)
Yesterday evening I was eating chicken noodle soup and having a lovely time...until I was suddenly noodlelashed.

Curse ye, o noodles! Your noodlelash is too great for me to withstand.
Noodlelash by theslurpynoodle March 8, 2019

noodleface 

describing someone with a face that is somewhat noodly in appearance and texture.
Yo, that guy is a serious noodleface.
noodleface by Gregor: Space Ace August 22, 2007

oprah noodlemantra

In the movie 'Freddy's Dead: The Final Nightmare' Johnny was credited as Oprah Noodlemantra.
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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