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Noodlelash

A noodlelash occurs when one slurps a slippery noodle and said noodle slaps one in the face. (Noun, Verb)
Yesterday evening I was eating chicken noodle soup and having a lovely time...until I was suddenly noodlelashed.

Curse ye, o noodles! Your noodlelash is too great for me to withstand.
by theslurpynoodle March 8, 2019
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noodleshafting

To go skinny dipping with the aid of a pool noodle. May include a boner, but not necessarily.
Chris decided to throw caution to the wind that warm Friday night. He stripped down to nothing, grabbed a pool noodle and jumped into the lake for some noodleshafting.
by Chris.G July 17, 2010
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noodleshoes

Shoes that are cheap, but tasteful and go with everything. Suitable for everyday wear.
Marty: That's some fly shoes you've got on. What are they?
Bo: Thanks, it's my noodleshoes . I use them all the time.
by kriskrank October 25, 2009
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Noodlemacher

Someone who is commonly found not using their noodle for an extensive amount of time whilst doing something that makes them appear to be somewhat noodlish. The progression of noodle.
That guy over there just licked his own face, what a noodlemacher.
by Geschkinator October 21, 2010
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noodleshoes

Noodleshoes is often used as a term for some one who has retarded whale feet.
bob: Hey, watch me dance *falls over*
simon: LOL NOODLESHOES
by lolecat April 26, 2008
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noodlemcshmoodle

When you finally figure out that nobody will ever love or care for you, so you are limited to saying noodlemcshmoodle in a state of severe mental damage.
Charlie was unable to perform basic function as a result of being reduced to the mental capacity of only knowing one word, this is a surprising non-severe case of noodlemcshmoodle.

Noodlemcshmoodle, noodlemcshmoodle...... noodlemcshmoodle
by DARK_VOID April 27, 2023
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Shrimp noodles=Shrimp dick

if you eat shrimp noodles you 100% of the time have a shrimp dick
Girl: You eat shrimp noodles?

Boy: Yes? Why?

Girl: LMAOOOO HAHAHAHA YOU HAVE A SHRIMP DICK!!! Shrimp noodles=Shrimp dick
by YourLocalDoorKnobber69 August 13, 2022
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