Definitions by theslurpynoodle
Pastability
I was thinking of cooking spaghetti tonight, but that’s only one pastability.
Every time I go to the noodle aisle at the store, I’m overwhelmed by all the pastabilities.
Every time I go to the noodle aisle at the store, I’m overwhelmed by all the pastabilities.
Pastability by theslurpynoodle March 14, 2019
Noodlelash
A noodlelash occurs when one slurps a slippery noodle and said noodle slaps one in the face. (Noun, Verb)
Yesterday evening I was eating chicken noodle soup and having a lovely time...until I was suddenly noodlelashed.
Curse ye, o noodles! Your noodlelash is too great for me to withstand.
Curse ye, o noodles! Your noodlelash is too great for me to withstand.
Noodlelash by theslurpynoodle March 8, 2019