Of or pertaining to eating abundant quantities of noodles or other food after prolonged binge drinking.
That girl was totally hott last night until I brought her back to my place and she noodle monstered all my food!
by gmansand October 29, 2010
A mysterious monster who is unable to become erect so his noodle-like penis flaps around as he prays on bitties.
by Okie Dokie The Koo Koo Guy August 2, 2007