Noodle Poodle
Noodle Poodle by BZAAR June 7, 2016
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Chicken Noodle Poodle
Chicken Noodle Poodle by Mick A. N. December 25, 2009
Port seton-arsegoodle-noodle-poodle
This definiton is a popular by many. port seton is famous for its anal sex with poodles, while eating noodles bought from the blue corner shop while tickling your dangle berries ( arsegoodles. A male purchases cheap shit out of date noodles and prepares them in boiling water while shoving a poodle up his/her partners anal capacity. Similar to the more favoured, ow ow chiahua rolover, where a chihuaha is entered in any cavity while eating a rolo yoghurt. Extreme caution may need to be taken for example, people sometimes use melted mars bar for lubricant
dat bitc his fiiine, am gonna port seton arsrgoodle noodle podle dat bich tanight, dawwwg
Port seton-arsegoodle-noodle-poodle"
Port seton-arsegoodle-noodle-poodle"
Port seton-arsegoodle-noodle-poodle by Mentalmarkportseton September 7, 2012
Noodle My Poodle
When you are doing unholy acts . When you use a doggy prostitution. They wrap there man part in noodles and go up the poo hole
Noodle My Poodle by ISureLoveNoodles June 19, 2018
Noodle my poodle
Noodle my poodle by Snapothecoinboiiiz June 3, 2018
Poodle Noodle
The shit plug that comes out of your dick the first time you piss after you fucked someone in the ass.
I just got rid of the nastiest poodle noodle this morning when I took a piss. The "noodle" made a splash when it hit the water! Wish she would have taken a shit before I fucked her in the ass. My dick was packed but made for a good poodle noodle later.
Poodle Noodle by Hottub April 30, 2010
Poodle noodle
"Oh my God what are you doing!?"
"Don't worry I've just hot a poodle noodle, it just looks like that"
"Don't worry I've just hot a poodle noodle, it just looks like that"
Poodle noodle by Leedle leedle leeeeeeeee December 21, 2020
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