Vigorous sex where one is tossed around and bent every which way as if as weightless as a pool noodle. Commonly liked people who aren’t really vanilla but maybe haven’t tried the whole ice cream shop either.
by labraptor December 3, 2022
- An awesome name for a mobile app that Urban Dictionary editors won't approve simply because they suck ass.
- An awesomely fun mobile app for lottery players that accepts any string (aka noodle) and gives you numbers for the lottery 6/49, LottoMax and Powerball numbers based on your noodle (and) your GPS location.
- An awesomely fun mobile app for lottery players that accepts any string (aka noodle) and gives you numbers for the lottery 6/49, LottoMax and Powerball numbers based on your noodle (and) your GPS location.
John: Hey, give me some lucky numbers to play the lottery tonite.
Joe: Why don't you download "Lotto Noodle"? It'll give you numbers for anything aka noodle you'd like.
John: Like what I had for breakfast? or who I had sex with last?
Joe: Sure, it also gives you numbers based on your noodle combined with your GPS location so that it's unique to you.
Joe: Why don't you download "Lotto Noodle"? It'll give you numbers for anything aka noodle you'd like.
John: Like what I had for breakfast? or who I had sex with last?
Joe: Sure, it also gives you numbers based on your noodle combined with your GPS location so that it's unique to you.
by Lotto Noodle Corp. December 21, 2014
A limp, flaccid penis. May also be used to slap and flap someone about their face or some other part of their body.
I gave my sister the flap noodle after she refused to wake up and get out of bed and come to breakfast.
Rachel sucked me off. She wanted more. I didn’t so I gave her the flap noodle and told her to go to sleep.
I drank so much I gave myself the flap noodle. I couldn’t even rub one out.
The nut cutters are really showing off my flap noodle.
My step mom walked into the bathroom and was eyeing my flap noodle in the mirror.
Rachel sucked me off. She wanted more. I didn’t so I gave her the flap noodle and told her to go to sleep.
I drank so much I gave myself the flap noodle. I couldn’t even rub one out.
The nut cutters are really showing off my flap noodle.
My step mom walked into the bathroom and was eyeing my flap noodle in the mirror.
by Dick Onchin April 15, 2020
by Raypower October 17, 2013
a person who uses too much teeth when sucking a dick
a person who has never properly learned how to give a blowjob without using their teeth
a person who has never properly learned how to give a blowjob without using their teeth
oh man Sally looks good but she's a total noodle chewer. i thought she might just bite my penis off.
by walterc March 26, 2013
Asking the real questions. NOT jacking off!
Can be used as a defensive saying when someone doesn’t get your question or is offended by it.
Can be used as a defensive saying when someone doesn’t get your question or is offended by it.
*First Date*
Jack: Wow, what size are your tits?
Stephanie: What?!?
Jack: Sorry, I’m just bangin the noodle.
Jack: Wow, what size are your tits?
Stephanie: What?!?
Jack: Sorry, I’m just bangin the noodle.
by 5wampDaddy July 17, 2018
by AD2013Fan May 28, 2013