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To have sex with a penis that isn't fully erect. Referenced in Arrested Development
Sorry for giving you the old noodle stab
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The horrible moment when you realise that you have accidentally done something very slightly wrong which has very bad (usually embarassing) implications for you. This is typically the moment of realisation that you just sent a dirty text message to a close member of family, typically your mother, rather than the intended recipient.
Message: "i'm free this afternoon so come over and fuck me senseless, my parents will be out all day"
Recipient: Mum
Message Sent
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by Jimmed September 26, 2006
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To stab someone with a sharpened part of a pack of uncooked ramen noodles (A Noodle shank). Referenced in Arrested Development
"She's trying to noodle stab me!"
"My Chinese gang mates wanted to noodle stab me"
by AD2013Fan May 28, 2013
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