Pool Noodling

being tossed around in bed as if you were as weightless as a pool noodle

Jake was pool noodling me last night.

by FunP4President December 3, 2022

Pool Noodling

Vigorous sex where one is tossed around and bent every which way as if as weightless as a pool noodle. Commonly liked people who aren’t really vanilla but maybe haven’t tried the whole ice cream shop either.

He gave me the pool noodling treatment last night

by labraptor December 3, 2022

Pool noodling

Funneling beer or liquor or water (if you're straight edge) through a pool noodle. Can be combined with a shoey, if you're a badass aussie. Invented at the Great Canadian Beer Purge.

I just pool noodled some Malort and j think I'm going to fucking die! Pool noodling is thr most FEST thing ever.

by Sparkles, Fest Cleric October 31, 2017

Pool Noodling

When you fuckin a bitch until she squirts and then you pull your sopping wet dick out her cooch and smack it until pussy juices splash around

Bro you should’ve seen the pool noodling that took place on this bed last night my sheets were DRENCHED in pussy juice

by anonymous November 22, 2021

Pool Noodling

The act of squirting water up one's rectum (like an enema), putting your penis inside that rectum, then pulling it out to result in a waterfall effect.

While I was pool noodling that chick, she shot chunks all over my dick and balls!

by Agergarth March 25, 2023

Poonoodling

The act of clearing a clogged toliet using nothing but your bare hand. Originates from the fishing term "noodling", where the barehand is stuck into mudholes underwater until a fish bites and is pulled out.

Justin said he clogged the toliet, but there's no plunger in there. He must have gone "poonoodling" to clear it out.

by GDub-82 March 11, 2018