Pool Noodling
Pool Noodling by FunP4President December 3, 2022
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Pool Noodling
Vigorous sex where one is tossed around and bent every which way as if as weightless as a pool noodle. Commonly liked people who aren’t really vanilla but maybe haven’t tried the whole ice cream shop either.
Pool Noodling by labraptor December 3, 2022
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Pool noodling
Funneling beer or liquor or water (if you're straight edge) through a pool noodle. Can be combined with a shoey, if you're a badass aussie. Invented at the Great Canadian Beer Purge.
I just pool noodled some Malort and j think I'm going to fucking die! Pool noodling is thr most FEST thing ever.
Pool noodling by Sparkles, Fest Cleric October 31, 2017
Pool Noodling
When you fuckin a bitch until she squirts and then you pull your sopping wet dick out her cooch and smack it until pussy juices splash around
Bro you should’ve seen the pool noodling that took place on this bed last night my sheets were DRENCHED in pussy juice
Pool Noodling by anonymous November 22, 2021
Pool Noodling
The act of squirting water up one's rectum (like an enema), putting your penis inside that rectum, then pulling it out to result in a waterfall effect.
Pool Noodling by Agergarth March 25, 2023
Poonoodling
The act of clearing a clogged toliet using nothing but your bare hand. Originates from the fishing term "noodling", where the barehand is stuck into mudholes underwater until a fish bites and is pulled out.
Justin said he clogged the toliet, but there's no plunger in there. He must have gone "poonoodling" to clear it out.
Poonoodling by GDub-82 March 11, 2018
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