Noobwah 

See 'bert'

What a noobwah...

Noobwah by sert April 6, 2003

noobware 

Software that has been designed and developed especially for those that are new to a subject or display a total lack of knowledge in the chosen subject.
Ridiculously easy to use software, that is so easy to use it's restrictive.
Most (but not all) Mac software, AOL, Limewire, Nero and anything that begins with "Easy..." (ie: Easy DVD Burner)

a whole selection of them can be found at places like downloads.com

The term noobware refers to these types of software derogatory fashion.

Stop using this noobware it's rubbish.
This photo software is noobware, use somthing better.

noobware by Marc Bingham October 26, 2006

Noobraham Lincoln 

What you call someone who is has a particularly lame beard. Typically this person will have a fuzzy neck beard, even after months and months of letting it grow out.

A: Hey, check out my beard man!

B: Wow, that looks terrible. How long have you been growing it?

A: Almost six month now. I think it's coming in nicely.

B: Ya, ok... Noobraham Lincoln.

Noobraham Lincoln by Noobraham Lincoln May 30, 2008

Noobwaffle 

Insane pumps. Usually semen or damage. Harp stacking. Noobwaffle aim.

I'm gonna cum, insane Noobwaffle semen pump is coming.

Is that Noobwaffle aim? There's semen everywhere!

Noobwaffle by baesmom October 14, 2021

nooblah 

Someone who sucks so much in games they eventually change their name to Nooblah

Wow, I really do suck at online games. I might as well be a nooblah

nooblah by josh007 June 11, 2006

noobwave 

1. A certain time during an online video game's (usually fps) lifespan where servers begin to be increasing populated with new players, and old players begin to leave.

Man, ever since the noobwave started I just don't feel like playing anymore. It's just too easy

noobwave by Bobbio7 December 31, 2007

noobaholic 

a person who can't stop looking at or helping noobs out. They also when trying not to be a noob look even more like a noob.

"yo look at that noobaholic tryin to impress those girls."

"i heard hes a noobaholic on ________ (your word goes here) cause hes being nice"

noobaholic by surfsup1212 September 11, 2006