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noobware 

Software that has been designed and developed especially for those that are new to a subject or display a total lack of knowledge in the chosen subject.
Ridiculously easy to use software, that is so easy to use it's restrictive.
Most (but not all) Mac software, AOL, Limewire, Nero and anything that begins with "Easy..." (ie: Easy DVD Burner)

a whole selection of them can be found at places like downloads.com

The term noobware refers to these types of software derogatory fashion.
Stop using this noobware it's rubbish.
This photo software is noobware, use somthing better.
noobware by Marc Bingham October 26, 2006

Noobraham Lincoln 

What you call someone who is has a particularly lame beard. Typically this person will have a fuzzy neck beard, even after months and months of letting it grow out.
A: Hey, check out my beard man!

B: Wow, that looks terrible. How long have you been growing it?

A: Almost six month now. I think it's coming in nicely.

B: Ya, ok... Noobraham Lincoln.

Noobwaffle 

Insane pumps. Usually semen or damage. Harp stacking. Noobwaffle aim.
I'm gonna cum, insane Noobwaffle semen pump is coming.

Is that Noobwaffle aim? There's semen everywhere!
Noobwaffle by baesmom October 14, 2021
Someone who sucks so much in games they eventually change their name to Nooblah
Wow, I really do suck at online games. I might as well be a nooblah
nooblah by josh007 June 11, 2006

noobwave 

1. A certain time during an online video game's (usually fps) lifespan where servers begin to be increasing populated with new players, and old players begin to leave.
Man, ever since the noobwave started I just don't feel like playing anymore. It's just too easy
noobwave by Bobbio7 December 31, 2007

noobaholic 

a person who can't stop looking at or helping noobs out. They also when trying not to be a noob look even more like a noob.
"yo look at that noobaholic tryin to impress those girls."

"i heard hes a noobaholic on ________ (your word goes here) cause hes being nice"
noobaholic by surfsup1212 September 11, 2006
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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