1. A certain time during an online video game's (usually fps) lifespan where servers begin to be increasing populated with new players, and old players begin to leave.
Man, ever since the noobwave started I just don't feel like playing anymore. It's just too easy
Software that has been designed and developed especially for those that are new to a subject or display a total lack of knowledge in the chosen subject.
Ridiculously easy to use software, that is so easy to use it's restrictive.
Most (but not all) Mac software, AOL, Limewire, Nero and anything that begins with "Easy..." (ie: Easy DVD Burner)
a whole selection of them can be found at places like downloads.com
The term noobware refers to these types of software derogatory fashion.
Stop using this noobware it'srubbish.
This photo software is noobware, use somthing better.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!