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The act of being a newbie who's careless to read the manual and/or asks questions that stupefy himself.

By mixing the words "Stupid" and "Noob," we form "Noobid."
Stop asking dumb questions, you're so noobid!
noobid by mammal December 10, 2003
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A stupid noob, also known as an unlearning noob or a noob that doesn't learn. A beginner who doesnt care about what more experienced players try to teach them.
Jeff (LV 60): "Bob! I told you for the 50th time, imposters can fake cameras in among us!"
Bob(LV 33): "No they can't! They get no benefit from it, you cant do that, it's impossible!"
Jeff(LV 60): "It makes it easier to sabotage!"
Bob(LV 33):"No! They can sabotage while walking!"
Jeff(LV 60):"Your so Noobid! Go watch a tutorial!"
Bob(LV 33):"No! Get a life!"
Noobid by anonymous June 17, 2026
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A stupid noob, also known as an unlearning noob or a noob that doesn't learn. A beginner who doesnt care about what more experienced players try to teach them.
Jeff (LV 60): "Bob! I told you for the 50th time, imposters can fake cameras in among us!"
Bob(LV 33): "No they can't! They get no benefit from it, you cant do that, it's impossible!"
Jeff(LV 60): "It makes it easier to sabotage!"
Bob(LV 33):"No! They can sabotage while walking!"
Jeff(LV 60):"Your so Noobid! Go watch a tutorial!"
Bob(LV 33):"No! Get a life!"
Noobid by anonymous June 17, 2026
A man from the hood who's networth doesn't count in numbers and plays CS:GO.

Anyone who plays against him in a match of CS:GO will definitely question his entire existence. They might start to fumble up on their words.

You definitely don't want to play against him. He is an absolute god at CS:GO and has been accused of cheating.

Noobdog surfs on the dark web. You definitely don't wanna mess with him.
"Pass me that pigskin noobdog."

"Noobdog, Stop manipulating me!"

"Why are you standing on my decoy noobdog."
noobdog by Haxn't March 3, 2020

noobie cheese 

Anything or anyone that is lame, not kwan-tsu, or a quimby.
"God! Todd, you are SO n00bie chEEse!" "I am noobie cheese" (the originator, Will B.)

noobist colony 

A large group of inferior homo sapiens
Some people believe Canada and Mexico are noobist colonies, however I strongly disagree.
noobist colony by toxic540 September 5, 2005
The act of loseing skill in a specific game.
"dude i havnt played counter-strike in 2 weeks and im begining to noobify.
noobify by Radical Ed August 5, 2006
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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