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Noobid
A stupid noob, also known as an unlearning noob or a noob that doesn't learn. A beginner who doesnt care about what more experienced players try to teach them.
Jeff (LV 60): "Bob! I told you for the 50th time, imposters can fake cameras in among us!"
Bob(LV 33): "No they can't! They get no benefit from it, you cant do that, it's impossible!"
Jeff(LV 60): "It makes it easier to sabotage!"
Bob(LV 33):"No! They can sabotage while walking!"
Jeff(LV 60):"Your so Noobid! Go watch a tutorial!"
Bob(LV 33):"No! Get a life!"
Bob(LV 33): "No they can't! They get no benefit from it, you cant do that, it's impossible!"
Jeff(LV 60): "It makes it easier to sabotage!"
Bob(LV 33):"No! They can sabotage while walking!"
Jeff(LV 60):"Your so Noobid! Go watch a tutorial!"
Bob(LV 33):"No! Get a life!"
Noobid
A stupid noob, also known as an unlearning noob or a noob that doesn't learn. A beginner who doesnt care about what more experienced players try to teach them.
Jeff (LV 60): "Bob! I told you for the 50th time, imposters can fake cameras in among us!"
Bob(LV 33): "No they can't! They get no benefit from it, you cant do that, it's impossible!"
Jeff(LV 60): "It makes it easier to sabotage!"
Bob(LV 33):"No! They can sabotage while walking!"
Jeff(LV 60):"Your so Noobid! Go watch a tutorial!"
Bob(LV 33):"No! Get a life!"
Bob(LV 33): "No they can't! They get no benefit from it, you cant do that, it's impossible!"
Jeff(LV 60): "It makes it easier to sabotage!"
Bob(LV 33):"No! They can sabotage while walking!"
Jeff(LV 60):"Your so Noobid! Go watch a tutorial!"
Bob(LV 33):"No! Get a life!"
noobdog
A man from the hood who's networth doesn't count in numbers and plays CS:GO.
Anyone who plays against him in a match of CS:GO will definitely question his entire existence. They might start to fumble up on their words.
You definitely don't want to play against him. He is an absolute god at CS:GO and has been accused of cheating.
Noobdog surfs on the dark web. You definitely don't wanna mess with him.
Anyone who plays against him in a match of CS:GO will definitely question his entire existence. They might start to fumble up on their words.
You definitely don't want to play against him. He is an absolute god at CS:GO and has been accused of cheating.
Noobdog surfs on the dark web. You definitely don't wanna mess with him.
noobie cheese
noobie cheese by T-Dogg and K-Shredder November 5, 2007
noobist colony
noobist colony by toxic540 September 5, 2005
noobify
noobify by Radical Ed August 5, 2006
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pod person
A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
Word of the Day on November 10, 2026
dead drop
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026
No Surprises Wedding
A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
ulzzang
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026