Nontastic 

The state of being NOT fantastic. In the same vein as underwhelmed.

This has been a nontastic week so far.

Mom made liver and onions for dinner...it was nontastic.

Nontastic by Momof4AK February 4, 2010

Noncestick

When a paedophile has raped so many kids that the government has decided to impale them on a metal pole.

You hear about that paedophile Nik who lived up the road? Yeah now he is just a noncestick

Noncestick by NJRuler November 6, 2019

have a nonstick do 

in Norwich and Birmingham, “have a nonstick do” is a common greeting used, meaning “i hope your poo doesn’t stick to the toilet”

it’s more common than you’d think, with even teachers using it when greeting children in schools!

person 1: aye mate, have a nonstick do!

person 2: you too pal!

have a nonstick do by sorryspeaking November 17, 2020

nadtastic

So amazing that the word fantastic is insufficient; the reverse feeling of getting kicked in the nads.

Andy- Dude... I totally got laid last night!
Brody- That's fucking nadtastic!

nadtastic by TheFrdw June 28, 2011

Splendiferously Wontastical 

1. The most wonderful and different person, place, thing, idea, or feeling that you can ever imagine.

2. So different or weird that it is utterly amazing.

1. Boy: Your the most wonderful person in the whole world!
Girl: I think your Splendifersouly Wontastical too!

2. That pineapple and anchovie pizza is splendiferously wontastical.

Splendiferously Wontastical by Panthergirl092789 July 5, 2009

nigtastic

Anything that a nigger enjoys, but causes harm to the rest of the community.

My nigger of a co-worker didn't get her job done because she was busy making personal calls. That's just fuckin' nigtastic.

nigtastic by nigger_lover November 21, 2011

nontittical 

(adj.) lacking in the chest region

"Wow, Michelle's boobs are kind of on the small side"

"You're right, she's very nontittical"

nontittical by brightlove December 15, 2009