Nonjitsu
The art of trying to act like a ninja, but infact failing due to non-ninja status. Ninjitsu + fail = Nonjitsu.
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Shadow Pirate Ninjitsu
The ultimate and unheard of combat style that combines the power, skill and drunkenness of the pirates with the silent, deadly assassination skills of the ninja.
''have you heard of Shadow Pirate Ninjitsu?'' ''No, no one has, but it sounds awesome!''- Conversation overheard before both where quickly silenced.
Shadow Pirate Ninjitsu by skyhunter70 December 17, 2011
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Notjitsu
The dark art of Internet Fighting. The technique of claiming great feats of wealth, intelligence, strength, and sexual prowess on internet forums despite not actually having wealth, intelligence, strength, or sex. This is done to one up fellow internet users and claim a position of dominance over them and hopefully garner yourself much deserved attention.
Notjitsu by Wally McMillan January 6, 2008
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