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Notjitsu 

The dark art of Internet Fighting. The technique of claiming great feats of wealth, intelligence, strength, and sexual prowess on internet forums despite not actually having wealth, intelligence, strength, or sex. This is done to one up fellow internet users and claim a position of dominance over them and hopefully garner yourself much deserved attention.
You can bench 600 pounds eh? You must study Notjitsu.
Notjitsu by Wally McMillan January 6, 2008
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Nonjitsu 

The art of trying to act like a ninja, but infact failing due to non-ninja status. Ninjitsu + fail = Nonjitsu.
Chris preformed some of his Nonjitsu when he tried to climb that building and fell and broke his arm.
Nonjitsu by tutyakbi March 8, 2011
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notkitsuneZ 

Heyo, it's me notkitsuneZ!!
notkitsuneZ by notkitsuneZ February 9, 2025

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016
Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.
Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!
Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012