NextJen's definitions

Leng ting

London slang for a pretty girl

S: How’s things with your love life
E: Well they’re in prison

S: Really?
E: Yeah, still a leng ting though

by NextJen July 19, 2025

Noncey

Any name that begins with an A can be considered noncey

Alex is noncey

by NextJen June 29, 2025

Slab

It just means cash

Z: are we meeting this weekend?
L: Nah mate low on slab
*laughs in Brazilian*
Z: xaxa poor boy

by NextJen March 22, 2025

Burmese orphanage

The act of doing something nonchalantly usually walking but walking into a place you’re not meant to be by acting like you’re meant to be there

I strode like a tiger walks into a Burmese orphanage

by NextJen January 3, 2025

WPP

Stands for worm pocket pussy when the person you love asks you would you still love them if they were a worm and you say yes but you really mean you would cut them up into tiny pieces until you had enough to fuck and then carry them around as a portable pocket pussy

Would you still love me if I was a worm
WPP
Divorce or freaky sex its one of the two

by NextJen December 23, 2024

Miglet

A sex act involving lubricating your entire body by rubbing a lubed up midget over yourself

1: Did you bone that chick you met last night?
2: No she wanted to miglet
1: Spooky shit

by NextJen December 17, 2024

Baking ice

Doing a task that accomplishes nothing

Police: What were you doing on the night of June 19th 2015
Me: I was baking ice
Police: How have you survived this long

by NextJen October 30, 2024