Uncle Ben’s Rice Grime

A strange unidentified growth found on the inside of a rice cooker after continued use without cleaning it

I was about to have some curry but encountered Uncle Ben’s Rice Grime

by NextJen September 07, 2024

Latex batman

The furious act of jacking off while wearing a batman costume to heighten sexual arousal clasping your dick with something latex to simulate a false catwoman

We don’t talk about Alex’s suspicious actions of the latex batman

by NextJen October 28, 2024

Baking ice

Doing a task that accomplishes nothing

Police: What were you doing on the night of June 19th 2015
Me: I was baking ice
Police: How have you survived this long

by NextJen October 30, 2024

Latin beverage

Typing in pee to google translate to latin and reversing in a couple times translates it to beverage

Pee -> lotium
Lotium -> urine
Urine -> potus
Potus -> beverage
Coined by NextJen

*scene* sat at bar with a friend
Friend: what you want
Me: anything but a latin beverage
Friend: *laughs in british*
Visible confusion on bartenders face

by NextJen August 25, 2024

WPP

Stands for worm pocket pussy when the person you love asks you would you still love them if they were a worm and you say yes but you really mean you would cut them up into tiny pieces until you had enough to fuck and then carry them around as a portable pocket pussy

Would you still love me if I was a worm
WPP
Divorce or freaky sex its one of the two

by NextJen December 23, 2024

Miglet

A sex act involving lubricating your entire body by rubbing a lubed up midget over yourself

1: Did you bone that chick you met last night?
2: No she wanted to miglet
1: Spooky shit

by NextJen December 18, 2024

Burmese orphanage

The act of doing something nonchalantly usually walking but walking into a place you’re not meant to be by acting like you’re meant to be there

I strode like a tiger walks into a Burmese orphanage

by NextJen January 03, 2025