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When somebody spears you square in the balls. Kinda like that raiden move from mortal kombat but like hits you straight on the nuts.
Quit acting gay or ima have to garbutt you dude.

If you wear that homoerotic sharks jersey, I will swear on wayne gretzky's hot daughter that I will garbutt you straight to dallas, tampa bay, or sunrise florida!
garbutt by lord stanley April 28, 2014
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Gabuttload 

1) A large quantity.

2) Referring to a woman's ample derriere.
1) My parents just sent me a gabuttload of money!

2) Dang! That girl's got one nice gatbuttload!
Gabuttload by TMOE12345 February 21, 2009

garnutty 

Gargle these nuts
That bitch garnuttied my shit, Jeff gives the best garnutty
garnutty by Garnuttyman427 December 27, 2020
May be used as slang profanity; or to describe the act of inserting a gerbil into the anal cavity.
Stick it up gerbutt!
Gerbutt by GerbilStroker June 9, 2011
Garbett’s are incredibly loud, you would usually hear them before they got in the room. Hearts of gold, easy to get along with and incredible personalities. A Garbett would probably be late to their own funeral. Your not a Garbett if you haven’t been nicknamed “Garbage
The Garbett’s are here.
Garbett by Newcastlelad December 16, 2018

Garybuttned 

Being this person means that you are very hot and swag! You drip swag like a broken faucet, you slay, you are the best of the best! You are practically the man the legend of society!!!
Wow! Jocelyn you are pretty garybuttned today!
Garybuttned by Joycelyn 😎 September 4, 2021

dirty garbett 

It's when a scrawny little guy without muscles who is ussually Irish due to bright orange hair gets banged in the asshole by a huge black cock which is his sisters black boyfriend after he fucks the sister and she falls asleep not to be confused with a dirty joey or the double dirty Joseph
So before I went to sleep that (hung bull) my sisters seeing gave me a (dirty garbett)
dirty garbett by Rottenjohnny November 28, 2013
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
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Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
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“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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