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non-profit 

A legal business entity that:
- begs for its income like a well-dressed pan-handler,

- and ensures it spends most of that income on executive pay, and advertising to get more income,

- then spends most of the rest on services run by friends of the executives,

- and gives a pittance on most of the employees that keep them operating.
Typically they don't solve the problem they are raising funds for.
Most of the profit in the healthcare isn't in the hospitals, it's in the non-profit entities.
That Susan G Komen For the Cure spent 60% on advertising and payroll, but only 5% on treating cancer; I guess she's a non non-profit.
non-profit by WNYmathGuy April 15, 2017
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non-profit 

not for monetary gain...but for public service. However, does allocate small funds (through fundraising) to help worthwhile causes. Does not exlude members of the public.
The student sold magazines, to allocate funds for their non-profit school.

Some people create certain non-profit 'labels' to promote awareness for worthwhile causes, that benefit society as a whole.
non-profit by Alaphabet Soup November 7, 2007

non-profit 

An attractive woman that has blonde hair and is very unintelligent.
She tried for hours to figure out why the Christmas lights weren't turning on, only to find out that she never plugged them in; when she told this story all of her friends called her non-profits for weeks!
non-profit by RCONN28 November 29, 2016

Non-Profit 

Elon (A retard) is trying to stop OpenAI from becoming a for-profit...
Hym "You are not a part of this cripple. You involved yourself in something you were not a part of and you are desperate to be the extra-special retard... You are not extra-special... You're just regular special. I, on the otherhand, said I would create AI... And then I did that... YOU... Said your were going to go to Mars... YOU... DIDN'T do that... Because you are less good. Less THAN... If you will. I'm MORE. Better. Better than everyone. So, no. You don't need to stop OpenAI from being not a non-profit. You are not involved."
Non-Profit by Hym Iam December 1, 2024

Non-Profit 

A model used by Escorts and Escort agencies to fly under the radar from LEO and to avoid taxes. Often times, unscrupulous individuals will carbon copy a legit non-profit’s website, then stack that on top of their whore booking platform to hide.
After coffee with buttered banana bread, I made a $500 donation to the Children’s Art Club “non-profit” today.
Non-Profit by Niknast769 September 10, 2025

NON PROFIT AGENCY 

A NON PROFIT AGENCY IS A GROUP OF PEOPLE LIKE MINDED AND ARE JOINED TOGETHER TO HELP A CAUSE THEY BELEIVE IN WITH NO PROFIT FROM DOING IT.
HOW CAN CPS BE A NON PROFIT AGENCY WHEN THY TRY AND SELL OUR CHILDREN? I HAVE NO MONEY IN MY PCKET BECAUSE I AM A NON PROFIT AGENCY HELPING OTHER PEOPLE SURVIVE.
NON PROFIT AGENCY by brains suck February 25, 2017

non-profit whorganisation

The byproduct of the oxymoronic self defeating system of "slut shaming."
As we enter 2020 it's high time we see the practice of slut shaming for what it truly is.. Just another subgenre of hatin'.
If you have sex for money, your considered a "whore". "
However, based on that criteria, if you have sex for free you are then considered a part of a non-profit whorganisation