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Nonprofiteer

A person or organization that makes profit from having nonprofit status.

See also poverty pimp
“It’s amazing how much Microsoft stock went up after the announcement of the Bill and Melinda Gates foundation’s multi-billion dollar commitment to fight AIDS."

“Quite a nonprofiteer that Gates guy.”
Nonprofiteer by aaronkabul December 16, 2008
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Nonprofiteer

Career employee at non governmental charitable organizations. Started out in the Peace Corp or Teach for America. Intelligent yet devoid of humor, warmth or taste. Often a white person who wears glasses and shops for brewers yeast and other sustenance at a coop. Frequently resides in a major Mid-Atlantic city.
D.C. has female nonprofiteers and male maga lobbyists on tinder. Very little sex is happening.
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