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Non Husband 

A man who you do not have to answer to, cook for, clean for or deal with his children. He is not a Sugar Daddy but will take care of you physically, emotionally and financially to a degree. He is not responsible for paying your bills but will detail your car, take your car for oil changes, fix your yard ect. He has no contact with your family, friends or children and you neither. You are not obligated to invite him to any functions or events. You are not obligated invite him on any trips with your friends or even ask permission or approval. He is also not obligated to invite you to any of his functions either. The relationship with the non Husband is also monogamous. There is a high level of honesty which must be kept at all times. You can spend time with your non husband out in the public if you choose to but neither of you will violate each other's independence.
My non husband is coming to fix my sink.
Non Husband by Iamsudie June 22, 2017
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Non-Husband(able) 

When you are somebody's husband in they head.
I don't love these hoes I'm Non-husband(able).

nonhusband 

A man who has not married a woman long after common law marriage has decreed them married. A long-term boyfriend. someone who a girl should be married to but isnt.
She has had a nonhusband for 10 years an now she has nothing. She should have gotten married!
nonhusband by JeanneInABottle December 11, 2010

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How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
Word of the Day on May 31, 2026
Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread
Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020
Word of the Day on May 30, 2026
An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.
That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.
Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026
Word of the Day on May 29, 2026